51: You have my heart if you can play the violin, piano, or a bamboo flute

50: I want a Bitch Shelbie.

49: I listen to too much foreign music to function correctly

48: Every day I am thankful I am a Lady Gaga Stan

47: I am Bipolar

46: no matter how many times I watch Forest Gump I will always cry when Jenny dies. ALWAYS

45. I have to joke about being gay, becuase if not, I’d probably would have killed myself over it.

44. At any given time I can be seen wearing at least 4 shirts. My Under Armour, a Lady Gaga shirt, a dress code shirt and an Under Armour jacket

43. I have to sleep with at least with 5 pillows.

42. I have seen Kill Bill so many times it’s unhealthy.

41. ann coulter would be hot if she weren’t a cunt

40: my favorite words are reciprocity, fuck, and Formica

39: the only men I’ll ever love are Jo Calderone and Nicola Sirkis

38: I judge people’s computers at the library. It measures computer competence.

37: Thank God I was blessed with common sense.